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She answered: England, Russia, and (out of sheer desperation) Iraq. It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. Yeah. In other words, they take all that extra "stuff" out to make it pure. Generate insults nobody has ever seen before and blast your friends and enemies with them. I'm tired. If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. You don't belong here. 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And then the quality will go down and the vicious spiral of good and bad will continue untill I either give up this text, or go crazyer. Effective Sales Letters ._3-SW6hQX6gXK9G4FM74obr{display:inline-block;vertical-align:text-bottom;width:16px;height:16px;font-size:16px;line-height:16px} You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. I'm back again. What does it sound like? If you want neat, go to some other site(though, as mentioned in Flaming Chickens Code:472 there is no such thing as a site better than this one). That way I can spread my love, joy and insane chaos to more people! Her enemy is a fake Yorkshire Terrior (same species as her) made entirely out of goat hair. Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. What is copypasta? You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. I am here to bring AWARNESS to your moosey soul! No matter how unlikely something is, if the universe is infinite, it's happening an infinite number of times. HmmmI seem to be entertaining myself though, even while reading what I wrote. Fortunatly, my mom recently finnaly switched our snack food preference. This would lead to a better, more stable economy. Maybe you're lost. THey might havve been important, but we keep forgetting them. It's been pretty quiet here lately, which is why I haven't added anything to this text in awhile. Oh, but I did remember what else I wanted to say to you people. Or suffer my blindingly moronic nail messages. Oh, well. Either way, I'm continuing to sort of entertain myself. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Yeaha topic would be good. *normal voice* Today I have a very important to discuss with you in this: PERFECTLY NORMAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT. Drake thought it was fire and I guess I did too. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. E-mail us for questions, comments, complaints and information. I don't think. from graduation. 12 min ago You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. I hope this is getting to you, because we know you struggle with simple things, like reading, writing and basic addition, but that's besides the point. Code 452 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paperclips (ME!!!) The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Oooooo! Every fantasy the human mind has concieved exist at some place in the universe. Just "imagine" I have more!? How do you know I even exist? In any case, wouldn't the blinkie light help night-vision cameras see in the dark? You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. Fire is good. Maybe. But untill that day, the concept of the smoke detector is useless. I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. 63 Brutal Roasts for a Long-Lasting Burn. ON TO THE CONPIRACY OF THE DAY! I'm back. I apologize from the depths of my moosey soul. Or not. I don't want to play the stupid animal war card game 'cause the stupdi bear gets eaten by an eaagle.. goodbye ssslllee0yyyyslllllllleeeeeeeepppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiissssssssssssss gggggggggoooooooooooooddddddddddddd. As you can see, I was in a very interesting state of mind. I can clone myself and form and angry mob? ", and translated it to German. The little counter at the bottom keeps going up? I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. It's stupid and ironic and just shouldn't exist in a better world. Because what you're saying is that I'm talking to people in the future. Geee.that is comforting. Amongst the gems in the world, you're so much more fascinating and valuable. Or perhaps not. I've spent the past three years of my life EXPECTING each semester to be like a mini-year. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. Maybe I should use spell-check. According to my theory that everything is real. You could be the figment of someone else's dream. But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK. Duh. Maybe. That just sounds nifty! *gagged reader glares* What's that? I know. API tools faq. Who'da thought it? No? This, of course would expand the market for such products. Number Two: I could helped the earth to find eternal and lasting peace. The universe is EVERYTHING, how can it end? What a good idea! Its usually posted on a message boards or discussion threads to . Even though air is light, that much air adds up. HA-HA! But, it ended up making more sense than I anticipated (scary thought, huh). Client Questionnaires So if you're not most people, you've made it down this far without skipping, skimming or getting the spark notes version. Why, you ask? I take it back; God didn't make you. Start typing without any idea about what it is I intend to say. Joe Sugarman Triggers Alrighty then. That's what they need to do with the water. If you can't get laid without it, you ain't a bad boy, nope. When is it MYturn? OkayI'm back. It deludes all of American's sweet, innocent, candy-loving children into thinking that a cartoon owl is smarter than they are! The answer is still infinity. And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! Come on everyone, group hug. Here, see if you can find the super-secret message! I just don't know. *enter Squirell* What's that, little Squirell? Am I enjoying asking retorical questions? Are you happy? 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It's an honest question as I fear that my non-gender specific sibling is weird. The whole meal thing was about the only interesting thing to happen during the week. I even impress myself. I'd tell it to my little brother as a bed time story. I must really be desperate for something to do. Immediatly, my mother started complaining. We have halloween and christmas pictures on the NeoPics link. I'm back! But you'd never prove it was infinite. To compound the EVIL situationI was forced to wear feminine shoes. What ever shall I do? The researches even used highly advanced technololgy to map the surface of a pancake and compare it to documented geology of Kansas. I'm so happy! Why can't I have more readers?! Once I got this computer, I decided to do something similar on my beloved site. Since I'm not particualarly inspired at the moment, I should leave and let you gather what is left of your sanity. It's great for making random topics weave together to form an overall infrastructure of chaos. WaitI really don't even know if anyone bothers to read this. You're still here, which must mean that you'd rather be here than anywhere else! Needless to say, we ignored her. 16 min ago But it's legs were still moving and it was alive. I've heard of poems and stuff written by people who were high, insane or paranoid. I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! *scrunches eyes and makes funny sounds* Nope. Too bad. It'll be ready soon, ain't it great? 31 min ago who keeps asking if you can hear him. NowI know what you guys are thinkingsome of those items on that list are gonna be hard to find. I few months ago I saw a movie about that. T-Shirt Marketing Before you know it you'll realize that you need Christmas earrings, Halloween earrings, Valentine's Day earrings, St. Patrick's Day earrings, for crying out loud! I know where you are right now! : I've had this nagging fear that I am part of some random but vast conspiracy (about what I'm not sure but it must be vast). It does all my Math for me. Okay, I'm done with that litte commercial. I usually have less than 30 minutes. Hmmmmintersting. He can deactivate the machines, (squidies) but at great personal cost. I pray your dreams come true and your joy is renewed. I needs the duct tape! Seeya! You're shocked at my selfish, bad, memory. It would be a sin against humanity for a better site to exist. That's why it MUST be EVIL! But now I realize that I am considerably more normal than the rest of my family. There are not enough words in the English language to describe the sheer coolness of the fight choreography, special effects and the plot. It's an outrage! I better stop typing before I have a heart attackjust rememberThe Matrix has youI'm back. It's okay. Wellprepare to be enlightened. i cannot feel my feet. My point is that smoke detectors have very little value in home security. 63 Brutal Roasts for a Long-Lasting Burn. A roast speech is a tribute to a guest of honor, recognizing his faults and misadventures while wrapped into humorous jokes. So, we packed everthing up. Where is the logic in this? That's exactly what tanning is like. So if you have an infinite number of people, some are going to have entire books of coherent stuff. It's a word. So, everyone went to the beach and got tans. I have more stuff to write, but I gotta go right now. Now I do. My mother visited relatives. I have readers. You are a thick-headed trog. Oh, and don't forget to celebrate Mad Hatter Day on October the 6th. This has been bothering me for a while. Oooo! When you're in space (without a space suit) you don't SUFFUCATE, you don't FREEZE. *Squirell wanders off in search of electrical sockets to sniff* What's that, Hypothetical Reader? Oh, who am I kidding. Kennedy?" Oh. 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